Horror Movies

Have you always wondered why horror movies are so pathetic?

Well, let's see:
-The people never close their doors, and the killer always gets throught the back door
-When someone's in the shower, they are sure to get killed
-The blond is always the one who is the main character
-She always has a boyfriend who has some connection with the killer
-Parents are always bad people
-The main character's friends die one by one
-They never end up killing the killer because sequel over sequels are re-made
-When there's a freaking demon in your room, you always get the camera to film it without even turning on the light
-THE BEDROOM DOOR IS FREAKING OPEN
-Never, EVER look into your pill cabinet, the freaking killer is RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

And there's many more I bet. The thing is that there is nothing original about horror movies except the killer who has been written up in the 90's or late 80's. There's no more inspiration. People are re-making horror movies because the technology is better. BUT GUESS WHAT?! The older versions are WAY better than the new ones, becuase the new one's are always exaggerated. It's sad really.

So next time you watch a horror movie, don't forget to laugh at the patheticness of it ;)

Ciaoo
~~Dark Shade
>:)